May 2013
hec-ticglow:
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
supjerbear:
One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, or wants to see you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up, someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care...
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
“She puts her hands on either side of my face and the room falls away. I have...”
– (via mjmalboeuf)
knifefarty:
iwonthellamaatthefayre:
wibblywobblyuniverse:
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops...
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
lms if u dont know what hola means
so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
deluminator:
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
captainkellic:
tomdolonge:
Can we just have a punk prom where they play only punk rock music and the dress code is band shirts and ripped jeans and the dance floor is a mosh pit and its held in a crappy warehouse and yes please
concert
you’re thinking of a concert
accario:
I have never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast
laughoutloud03:
So I’ve been at Walmart for like the past 30 minutes or so and I have this strange feeling I’m being watched
Update: There is a man who I have just noticed is indeed following me. Umm I think I’m gonna leave the cart here and runaway
So I’ve been at Walmart for like the past 30 minutes or so and I have this strange feeling I’m being watched
Not sure what I did to piss off my girlfriend like umm can I get clued in? Like for real though what did I do now? It’s probably my fault anyways so sorry
claydols:
*moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*
Haha
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
jamespls:
time to go to sleep aka go on tumblr on my phone instead of of my laptop
FUCK, MARRY, KILL. SEND ME 3 NAMES
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
itssamwinchester:
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
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